We Invented the Remix...Redux 7

Title: Whore (Standard's Not My Native Tongue Megamix)
Author: zvi
Summary: Gaila does not have enough time to deal with this nonsense…She knows that Jensen is trying to insult her, but Gaila was raised to be a Knife of the Syndicate.
Characters: Gaila, Nyota Uhura
Rating: PG-13
Original story: Whore by igrockspock
Notes: (1) Language: There's a few words in 'Orion' in this story; the definitions have been supplied with a <abbr> tag. Screenreaders may turn on their support for reading aloud title attributes. Firefox and IE users may hover the mouse over text like this. The 'Orion' is English words which have been rot13 encrypted.
(2) Although this is a remix of Whore, igrockspock's The Proper Treatment of Sexorexia and rheanna27's Lunch and Other Obscenities also influenced this work.
(3) Memory Alpha (canon wiki) and Memory Beta (non-canonical licensed materials wiki) are, in fact, the best resources a Star Trek fanwriter has ever tumbled onto. Reading over the Memory Alpha article on Orion slave girls (I am taking the Enterprise episode Bound as canon) and the Memory Beta article on Andorian genders will clear up a few otherwise confusing bits of this story.
(4) The working title for this was (Pimping Aint Easy Mix). The title I nearly went with is (DJ DJ's 'DUjour Means Oppression' Mix) but the DUjour reference is a bit obscure.

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