We Invented the Remix...Redux 7

Title: Count In Fives, Do It Every Time (There Were Five Times Overdub)
Author: joe_pike_junior
Summary: Until it isn’t fun any more, House thinks. That was the first time.
Rating: Teen
Fandom: House, MD
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Vague spoilers for Season Three, Season Four and Five finales. Very vague.

Title, Author and URL of original story: There Were Five Times by deelaundry.

Until it isn’t fun any more, House thinks. That’s what he tells himself when Wilson offers the couch after his lease expires. He’ll just live with Wilson until it isn’t fun any more. House decides that it’ll be sort of like college, though he doesn’t plan to hotknife hash in Wilson’s kitchen or make touch powder on the kitchen table. Maybe.

That’s not the best way to start off, and of course it’s a completely unmitigated disaster. The couch is comfy, though. It’d just be a lot comfier if Wilson didn’t hover around it all the time, tsking when he leaves his socks on the floor.

Wilson knows how to cohabitate: it wasn’t bad cooking or socks on the floor that ended his marriage. House doesn’t, and that’s the problem.

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